westtlee:

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all, you’re horny asf, stop lying”

(via obsidiian)

roommate-naked-videos:

“Sorry dude i fell asleep on the sofa after my shower, i thought you’d be gone for at least another hour”

(via cockton)

moan-s:

Reblog if you need a cuddle buddy

(via strategicboner)